These tweets brought to you by a pilot I’m writing called “Carter Tries Buying a Food Without Complaining”. The conflict is obvious.

Wtf is a Fontiago cheese, Starbucks? Is it a Starbucks exclusive?

I s2g there is a new trendy cheese I learn about each day.

"The seasons long for each other, like men and women, in order that they may be cured of their excesses. Spring, if it lingers more than a week beyond its span, starts to hunger for summer to end the days of perpetual promise. Summer in its turn soon begins to sweat for something to quench its heat, and the mellowest of autumns will tire of gentility at last, and ache for a quick sharp frost to kill its fruitfulness.

Even winter— the hardest season, the most implacable— dreams, as February creeps on, of the flame that will presently melt it away. Everything tires with time, and starts to seek some opposition, to save it from itself.”

Clive Barker, The Hell-Bound Heart

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Opening an iced cream shoppe called Ice Cream Sunday, only open on Tuesdays.

Rachel Ray’s talk show is 100% her just paraphrasing what her guest just said and then the audience applauding.